Shoe Game

The House of Hoops has opened in Maryland! That's right everyone, now if you live in the DMV you won't miss any shoe releases anymore. They have the 1/2 Cent in silver in stock. The new store is at the Mall at Prince Georges. You'll be fine.

3500 East West Highway, (Route 410)
Hyattsville, MD 20782

-I've been so lazy recently.

-Peace.

Some Randomness

I just wanted to put a few things out there. We have almost made it to 400 on the hit counter, which is kind of cool I guess. I wonder if anybody reads this crap that I'm writing or maybe people stumble onto this blog and go "What the hell is this dog poo," and then quickly go to their favorite porn site. If someone out there is reading these, please send me a holler. Also, it's been brought to my attention that the text on some of the posts is disorganized. I make all the posts using Internet Explorer (I know, I know) so if you use Firefox it might look a little funny. I guess that's it. This corgi puppy is the best thing ever. If he doesn't make you happy, you are dead on the inside.

-I'm out.

Amazing Art

The beautiful art you see before you is the art of Satoshi Urushihara. He is most know for his work in the Langrisser and Growlanser strategy RPGs as the character designer. He has also worked on a manga, Legend of Lemnear, and the anime Plastic Little. Urushihara has also dabbled in the world of Hentai. There's just so much detail. It's classic, fantastical, and sexy. He is my favorite Japanese artist.

-Just Google his name.

-Peace.

Movie Review

Review: Couples Retreat
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Running Time: 113 Mins.
Studio: Relativity Media, Universal Pictures
Director: Peter Billingsley
Review Rating: 6/10

I know it's been forever since I have made a post. Damn I'm ridiculously lazy. So, I saw Couples Retreat. I kind of wish I wouldn't have. If you have seen the previews, you've already seen all the funny scenes. The movie takes itself a little too seriously when all you want is Vince Vaughn in Dodgeball. It's got hottie Malin Akerman in it but if you want to really check her out see Watchmen or The Heartbreak Kid. She gets naked in those. Now we're talking my language... Oh yes. Anyway, just wait for Couples Retreat on DVD.

-I'm going to try and get to Paranormal Activity soon.

-I'm done.

Tim and Eric, Damn They Suck

Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just too old. Maybe I just don't get it. Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! has got to be the biggest pile of crap that has ever graced my television. I'm concerned it may have ruined my TV. I might have to buy a new one. I have tried to like the show too. I have watched it so many times trying to like it. Trying to laugh. I just can't. I don't even know how to describe it either. I guess what bothers me the most about Tim and Eric is that it thinks it's so funny and smart. It's too bad it's not. I can't believe they get paid for this crap. My freakin' dentist is funnier than these retards. Am I being to harsh? Hell no! These guys really do blow goats. I feel like this show is a result of Adult Swim grasping to keep it's ratings from going down like your ex at the movies. Just imagine all these suits sitting around watching the show before it aired. They don't get it. And they are so out of touch with what their viewers actually want they put it on anyway. Come on, Tim and Eric are laughing all the way to the bank, right? They have to know that the show sucks. They put this crud on TV, get major cash, and bang hot chicks. They are con artsts. That's what's actually funny. Please get these a-holes off TV.

-This post rembers when Adult Swim didn't suck dirty butt.

-I'm done.

Quickie: Final Fantasy XIII PS3

I saw this amazing PS3 and just wanted to share it. It was shown at this years Tokyo Game Show (think E3, just in Japan) it holds a 250GB hard drive and has an awesome print of one of the characters from the game. What are the chances this will come out in The US? I would say you have a better chance of taking Scarlett Johansson on a date to Mcdonald's. Enjoy.

-Thank you Neko Magic.

-I'm done.

Movie Review

Review: Zombieland
Rating: R
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Running Time: 80 Mins.
Studio: Relativity Media, Pariah Films, Columbia Pictures
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Review Rating: 9/10

When I went to see this movie, for whatever reason, I was kind of in a bad mood. When the credits rolled, I was a different person. All smiles here. I love this movie. Zombieland feels very similar to Shaun of the Dead and that's never a bad thing. The plot is quite simple and while the events of the movie are quite serious, the movie never takes it self too seriously. Woody Harrelson should win and Oscar. Will he? No. Emma Stone should win some kind of award just for being so hot. And I love Jesse Eisenberg. He's funny and geeky in a good way. Like Michael Cera but less annoying. This movie will have a cult following for the next 15 years. It's also a great movie for quotes. "You're like a giant cock blocking robot that was delveloped in a secret government lab." You would be doing yourself a great disservice if you don't go see this movie.

-Sneak in some Twinkies to eat during the movie.

-I'm out.